petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

petergatsbygreen:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

GROW DINOSAURS

We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.

(Source: yfox)

bearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: mrssaberhagen)

mrfizzlessaysyourelying:

my dash did a thing

mrfizzlessaysyourelying:

my dash did a thing

trendingly:

Starbucks we’re on to you

dingraha:

snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

f l a w l e s s

  1. Camera: SONY DSLR-A230
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 18mm

dingraha:

snealiv:

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

f l a w l e s s

  1. Camera: SONY DSLR-A230
  2. Aperture: f/5.6
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 18mm

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

(Source: the-inspired-lesbian)

(Source: mockingday)

(Source: mcavoys)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing)

dad-official:

I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you

church-slut:

My life.

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly)