asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest

baseball-boyfriends:

Friendship at its finest

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts)

pixeflutters:

pixeflutters:

gangstatier:

anya-onymous:

According to my mother it’s “rude and ignorant” to be uncomfortable around babies.

Babies are rude and ignorant.

fuck babies

dont fuck babies

(Source: icarlywolf)

pearlsnapbutton:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

pearlsnapbutton:

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

(Source: fortheloveofdegenerossi)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(Source: sidnugget)

letstalkaboutbutts:

thorins—beard:

If you and your best friend aren’t at this level, then you’re not best friends.

(Source: darkchocolateandtea)

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

leftfielderintherye:

falconbrunch:

are you feeling it now mr krabs?

I’ve never reblogged something so fast in my entire life.

(Source: contraception)