May 2013
barricadeponine:
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
April 2013
fullmetalfisting:
xflawedbydesign:
if katniss and peeta sleeping together on the train to keep away the nightmares isnt in the movie
people are going to burn
people are going to burn regardless
havent you read the books
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
What was the hardest scene or episode you had to...
numer0six:
brainbows:
Julie McNiven: Mine was when I had to have sex with Jensen because he’s hideous. My life is so hard.
Misha Collins: Really? That was the best for me.
Julie: What?!
Misha: …what?
s0tc:
do you ever just sit there and think “man fucking video games” in the most loving way and just think about how they are literally the best things in your life like you can escape reality and be anyone you want and go to fuckin space or fight dragons, be a damn hero or antihero and shit like ugh fucking video games
wankmeatsix:
nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness
wankmeatsix:
nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness
upgraders:
upgraders:
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.
i was presenting something in english the other... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
aidantuurner:
i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
claydols:
uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics
thatfunnyblog:
“I can make your bed, Rock.” - Dwayne Johnson’s housekeeper
gayerthanjew:
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
ufops:
my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
marceline-your-vampire-queen:
plaineasyandsimple:
this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com HE SPELLED IT WRONG
HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM
HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR
WE WERE TWELVE
JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED
I….. I looked it up.
